[Verse 1: Mausberg] Now if it ain't the P-funk, dog it just ain't me I'm used to ridin' in the vroom, with a bride and bumpin' Biggie Poppin' my collar, top-notch, big dollar Sharp as a tack, my gators about to attack It's the return of the big and spiffy California, shiny white walls on them gold Daytonas b**hes flaggin' me down, because I'm lookin' all good and stuff But I didn't stop cause baby wasn't lookin' good enough I'm on some other sh**, Cubans in paradise Nuttin' but dime b**hes and n***as havin' they own cheese And we gon' party in the player's ball And don't forget to bring yo' baddest b**h Cause pimpin's involved [Chorus] Celebratin' for my playa-playas (that's for you) Coast to coast, propose a toast A little something for my pimpallstics (and that's for you) East or West, we doin' the best A celebration for my playa-playas (and that's for you) Coast to coast, propose a toast A little something for my pimpallstics (and that's for you) East or West, we doin' the best [Verse 2: Mausberg] Now baby you got life and bullsh** twisted I ain't that type, n***a Bomb b**hes, platinum and gold, trick 'em out riches I'm a pimp and playa for life, bloody crap shooter I studied n***as like Chubb Rock, Turkey Wayne, and Gooba Ain't nuthin' fake about it, only guns bust bullets I'm from the set, if ya got it, better do more than pull it Sprung on a p**y n***a, better call quits Went from pimpin' the b**h to dressin' like twins and sh** I'm the playa, the big baller, shot caller Other n***as breakin' you off, then why bother? Never jumpin' outta character Especially for a b**h that's too cute to pute Baby you can get the boot [Chorus] [Verse 3: Mausberg] Y'all ain't ready for Maussy to get flossy on the credits I take a point from a b**h, but gettin' big headed If you ain't comin' with half or better, I'm going solo And you f**ing the Berg is a no go Celebrity dick is far from free And I don't think it's a b**h costin' me and hard for me I'm on some top-notch pimpallstic sh** I'll make ya break ya self, fo' a piece of this dick Gotta get the chips, I can make my own self nut I jack off then blast off in a plastic cup So back up, this dick is V.I.P And have price for the b**hes just to talk to me [Outro] A celebration for my playa-playas Coast to coast, propose a toast A little something for my pimpallstics East or West, we doin' our best (4x) Yeah