[Tony Mack:]
Ooooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooooh!
[Devin the Dude:]
Well, hello again!
My weed-smokin' friends, I'm glad you came
With coffee / Coughee in your cups, if I went up
I'll do the same
And you can pa** it to someone you've never met
And let 'em get just as high as you
You're eyes red as sh** – mine, too!
We about to start the show
Who got an Optimo?
A swisha suite
A zig-zag and b**h that'll kiss my meat
This cordless mic, I know what they like
Continue to rockin' the show that'll slow up a fight
And I know of dyke
Who wouldn't mind
Gettin' some of this dick from behind
But, I'm gonna chill, y'all
'Cause she might wanna start wearin' my draws
[Devin the Dude (Tony Mack):]
And oh noooooooooo! (And oh nooooooooooooo!)
Don't want that sh** to happen! (Don't want that sh** to happen!)
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!)
Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'!)
Don't want that sh** to happen!
(Oh nooooooooooooooo!)
Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
(Don't want that sh** to happen!
(Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
[Devin the Dude (Loni):]
Admirin' my weed jar, it's rather stocky
At the crib, how about myself lookin' at hockey
And wonderin' who's gonna win The Cup
If it was full of coffee / Coughee
I know the brothers will man up, I'll stand up
Together, drank, and then I get a call
(Can you come over so I can lick your balls?)
Well yes, I guess!
Let me shampoo my nuts and get dressed
I'll be there in 20 minutes
Mission complete, I hit the street
With the suite, some heat
But f** – there's some cops on the beat!
And there's some crooked laws
That'll pull you over and dig all in your draws
And...
[Devin the Dude (Tony Mack):]
And oh noooooooo! (And oh nooooooo!)
Don't want that sh** to happen! (Don't want that sh** to happen!)
Get it twisted just
Because I'm rappin'
(Don't get it twisted!)
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!)
(I don't want that sh** to happen!)
Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
[Devin the Dude:]
5:30 PM, I'm at the lab again
Another song, about to take another stab again
Drinkin' and laughin'
And puff-puff, pa**in'
And to and fro'
While, I'm constructin' my flow
And pick up some hoes
Up in this motherf**er!
Hey, what cha wanna do, girl?
[Loni:]
I don't wanna tease you
I just wanna please you
And lick you from your neck to the top of your dick
And then rub my clit and grind my hips
[Devin the Dude:]
Oh! That sounds like some pretty cool sh**!
But damn, might get full of weed and alcohol
I go to sleep and you try to dig off in my wallet
And in my draws and...
[Devin the Dude (Tony Mack):]
Don't want that sh** to happen! (Don't want that sh** to happen!)
Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
(Don't get it twisted!)
I don't want that sh** to happen!
Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
(Don't get it twisted!)
Don't want that sh** to happen!
(Ooooooooooooooh-ooooooooooooh!)
Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin'!
Don't want it! Don't want it! Don't want it! Don't want that sh** to happen!