[Tony Mack:] Ooooooooooooh! Ooooooooooooh! [Devin the Dude:] Well, hello again! My weed-smokin' friends, I'm glad you came With coffee / Coughee in your cups, if I went up I'll do the same And you can pa** it to someone you've never met And let 'em get just as high as you You're eyes red as sh** – mine, too! We about to start the show Who got an Optimo? A swisha suite A zig-zag and b**h that'll kiss my meat This cordless mic, I know what they like Continue to rockin' the show that'll slow up a fight And I know of dyke Who wouldn't mind Gettin' some of this dick from behind But, I'm gonna chill, y'all 'Cause she might wanna start wearin' my draws [Devin the Dude (Tony Mack):] And oh noooooooooo! (And oh nooooooooooooo!) Don't want that sh** to happen! (Don't want that sh** to happen!) (Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!) Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'!) Don't want that sh** to happen! (Oh nooooooooooooooo!) Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Don't want that sh** to happen! (Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) [Devin the Dude (Loni):] Admirin' my weed jar, it's rather stocky At the crib, how about myself lookin' at hockey And wonderin' who's gonna win The Cup If it was full of coffee / Coughee I know the brothers will man up, I'll stand up Together, drank, and then I get a call (Can you come over so I can lick your balls?) Well yes, I guess! Let me shampoo my nuts and get dressed I'll be there in 20 minutes Mission complete, I hit the street With the suite, some heat But f** – there's some cops on the beat! And there's some crooked laws That'll pull you over and dig all in your draws And... [Devin the Dude (Tony Mack):] And oh noooooooo! (And oh nooooooo!) Don't want that sh** to happen! (Don't want that sh** to happen!) Get it twisted just Because I'm rappin' (Don't get it twisted!) (Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!) (I don't want that sh** to happen!) Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' [Devin the Dude:] 5:30 PM, I'm at the lab again Another song, about to take another stab again Drinkin' and laughin' And puff-puff, pa**in' And to and fro' While, I'm constructin' my flow And pick up some hoes Up in this motherf**er! Hey, what cha wanna do, girl? [Loni:] I don't wanna tease you I just wanna please you And lick you from your neck to the top of your dick And then rub my clit and grind my hips [Devin the Dude:] Oh! That sounds like some pretty cool sh**! But damn, might get full of weed and alcohol I go to sleep and you try to dig off in my wallet And in my draws and... [Devin the Dude (Tony Mack):] Don't want that sh** to happen! (Don't want that sh** to happen!) Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Don't get it twisted!) I don't want that sh** to happen! Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Don't get it twisted!) Don't want that sh** to happen! (Ooooooooooooooh-ooooooooooooh!) Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin'! Don't want it! Don't want it! Don't want it! Don't want that sh** to happen!