[Verse 1]
9 beers, 8 shots
7 b**hes, 1 spot
6 hoes,4 of those
Are ready to blow
Tonight I suppose
3 joints, 1 ashtray
2 girls, chicks get nasty
1 night gonna hit it tight
And if I have memories I
Ain't do it right, so
[Hook x2]
All the girls that I didn't f** tonight
Please don't take it personally
All my stoners getting high tonight
Go and buy yourself a sack of weed
[Verse 2]
I know they talkin' mad
So they hide their face like a stocking cap
I'm about to get smashed and trashed
Join me while I bake this hash
A lot of vodka, gone till November
You wouldn't have a good night if you remember
So next time you get f**ed, listen up, waste that cup
[Hook x2]
[Verse 3]
I spit game like I gotta problem
Tequila bottle with the worm on the bottom
I wanna meet me a girl or a model
Take her to my room and pop that collar
Come back and get f**ed up
Sip that cup, throw it up
Throw it up literally
If you know what's up
You ain't sh** to me, b**h