[Verse 1] 9 beers, 8 shots 7 b**hes, 1 spot 6 hoes,4 of those Are ready to blow Tonight I suppose 3 joints, 1 ashtray 2 girls, chicks get nasty 1 night gonna hit it tight And if I have memories I Ain't do it right, so [Hook x2] All the girls that I didn't f** tonight Please don't take it personally All my stoners getting high tonight Go and buy yourself a sack of weed [Verse 2] I know they talkin' mad So they hide their face like a stocking cap I'm about to get smashed and trashed Join me while I bake this hash A lot of vodka, gone till November You wouldn't have a good night if you remember So next time you get f**ed, listen up, waste that cup [Hook x2] [Verse 3] I spit game like I gotta problem Tequila bottle with the worm on the bottom I wanna meet me a girl or a model Take her to my room and pop that collar Come back and get f**ed up Sip that cup, throw it up Throw it up literally If you know what's up You ain't sh** to me, b**h