[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]
Kool A.D.: It's a beverage
Blue box, tell me where the cheddar is
Mac, cheese, crack, keys, stacks please
Please please please please
Anno Domini, peep homily
We all live in a land called Honalee
Cheap cheap, barato barato
Beep beep, awooga awooga
Amerigo Vespucci, Aruba Aruba
Mira la cabra, chupa chupa
Ahem... 'scuse me
Everybody rapping like it's a commercial
Acting like life is a big commercial
Kool A.D. stay so commercial
Das Racist finna go commercial
Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, rap commercial
Joke rap, coke rap, Gap commercial
Catch me eating Rap Snacks in a black Maybach
Be on the wheel with a fortune like Pat Sajak
Cats say that Kool A.D.'s mad laid back
Lamping with a bootleg DVD of K-Pax
Spacey like Kevin in Seven
Politicking with pa**engers at the 7-11
Two slushies, one Excedrin
Pa** the dutchie on the left, man
This generation the best, man
Next generation the rest, man
Burton comma LeVar,, Der Kommissar
Positively rapping
Explanating in expository fashion
Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo, y'all
Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo, y'all
Oo-ooooohhh! (Oo-oooohhhh!)
Oo-oooooohhh! (Ooo-oo-oo-ooohh!)
[Hook: Heems]
Das, Das Racist (yeah)
Das, das tasteless (yeah)
Das, das s**ist (yeah)
Das, das reckless (yeah)
Das, Das Cla**ist (yeah)
Das, Das Cla**ist (yeah)
Das, Das Cla**ist (yeah)
Das, Das Cla**ist (yeah)
Oo-oooooohhh! (Ooo-oo-oo-ooohh!)
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oooohhhh!
[Verse 2: Heems]
Catch me at the party, party, where I shoutey, shoutey (?)
You wanna spit a cypher, but I'm hollering at shorty
Like what the f** is Nuvo, (?) that sh** is too gaudy
We more like Art Nouveau, something like Gaudi
I ain't never met a smart cop, word to them BART cops
Money out the wazoo, yeah I call it fart guap
I don't even mean to ball, you can call it shark guap
Spit about some dumb sh**, also 'bout some smart top
Wait, wait, no wait, top? I meant topics
Blast those Astro Brown raps out my pocket
Ain't talking 'bout the Factory, when I say I rock it
Maybe like Factory Records when we rock it
Some Alan Erasmus, J Mascis types who drop it
Got these other MCs like, "Heems, please stop it"
No loft, Zoloft, Warhol, plus C+C
Carbon copies of CeCe Winans be tryna be seeing me
It ain't gangster, more like grimy when I say I'm being G
Explore and produce raps, you can call me E & P
P, portrait of the artist as a Yung Joc
Old money, airplane, young money, young guap
Oo-oooooohhh! (Oo-oo-oo-oohhhh!)
Oo-oooooohhh (Aa-aaaaaahhh!)
[Hook]
[Kool A.D.]
Bongo solo