Das Racist - Das Cla**ist lyrics

[Verse 1: Kool A.D.] Kool A.D.: It's a beverage Blue box, tell me where the cheddar is Mac, cheese, crack, keys, stacks please Please please please please Anno Domini, peep homily We all live in a land called Honalee Cheap cheap, barato barato Beep beep, awooga awooga Amerigo Vespucci, Aruba Aruba Mira la cabra, chupa chupa Ahem... 'scuse me Everybody rapping like it's a commercial Acting like life is a big commercial Kool A.D. stay so commercial Das Racist finna go commercial Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, rap commercial Joke rap, coke rap, Gap commercial Catch me eating Rap Snacks in a black Maybach Be on the wheel with a fortune like Pat Sajak Cats say that Kool A.D.'s mad laid back Lamping with a bootleg DVD of K-Pax Spacey like Kevin in Seven Politicking with pa**engers at the 7-11 Two slushies, one Excedrin Pa** the dutchie on the left, man This generation the best, man Next generation the rest, man Burton comma LeVar,, Der Kommissar Positively rapping Explanating in expository fashion Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo, y'all Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo, y'all Oo-ooooohhh! (Oo-oooohhhh!) Oo-oooooohhh! (Ooo-oo-oo-ooohh!) [Hook: Heems] Das, Das Racist (yeah) Das, das tasteless (yeah) Das, das s**ist (yeah) Das, das reckless (yeah) Das, Das Cla**ist (yeah) Das, Das Cla**ist (yeah) Das, Das Cla**ist (yeah) Das, Das Cla**ist (yeah) Oo-oooooohhh! (Ooo-oo-oo-ooohh!) Oo-oo-oo-oo-oooohhhh! [Verse 2: Heems] Catch me at the party, party, where I shoutey, shoutey (?) You wanna spit a cypher, but I'm hollering at shorty Like what the f** is Nuvo, (?) that sh** is too gaudy We more like Art Nouveau, something like Gaudi I ain't never met a smart cop, word to them BART cops Money out the wazoo, yeah I call it fart guap I don't even mean to ball, you can call it shark guap Spit about some dumb sh**, also 'bout some smart top Wait, wait, no wait, top? I meant topics Blast those Astro Brown raps out my pocket Ain't talking 'bout the Factory, when I say I rock it Maybe like Factory Records when we rock it Some Alan Erasmus, J Mascis types who drop it Got these other MCs like, "Heems, please stop it" No loft, Zoloft, Warhol, plus C+C Carbon copies of CeCe Winans be tryna be seeing me It ain't gangster, more like grimy when I say I'm being G Explore and produce raps, you can call me E & P P, portrait of the artist as a Yung Joc Old money, airplane, young money, young guap Oo-oooooohhh! (Oo-oo-oo-oohhhh!) Oo-oooooohhh (Aa-aaaaaahhh!) [Hook] [Kool A.D.] Bongo solo