10% discount in the store Persuades you to buy what you can’t afford What you’d never have thought of buying before You call it a treat for the man next door It’s one point ahead in the status war And it’s 10% off so you, buy one more! 10% off, freedom of choice 10% off, ends in 3 days 10% off, so buy what you can 10% off, variety pays Holidays canceled to get to the sale It’s the last 3 days and the old one might fail It’s didn’t look too good when it came in the mail So like a dog in a frenzy you chase your own tail You’re on the right track but your brain is derailed And the ??? quickly turns stale
10% off, freedom of choice 10% off, ends in 3 days 10% off, so buy what you can 10% off, variety pays 10%, that’s what it says If you can’t afford it ask for a raise! It’s all an investment of course Not a way to make your mouth water, you’re eyes double glazed Freedom becomes an a**et to fill With the 10% off it’s beginning to feel Changing is known as to beat shady deal Cos the price of real freedom is really unreal The real stuff is guaranteed, comes with a seal Well yea mate I’ve got some, but it’s not for sale No, it’s not for sale No, it’s not for sale No, it’s not for sale Not for sale