10% discount in the store Persuades you to buy what you cant afford What youd never have thought of buying before You call it a treat for the man next door Its one point ahead in the status war And its 10% off so you, buy one more! 10% off, freedom of choice 10% off, ends in 3 days 10% off, so buy what you can 10% off, variety pays Holidays canceled to get to the sale Its the last 3 days and the old one might fail Its didnt look too good when it came in the mail So like a dog in a frenzy you chase your own tail Youre on the right track but your brain is derailed And the ??? quickly turns stale 10% off, freedom of choice 10% off, ends in 3 days 10% off, so buy what you can 10% off, variety pays 10%, thats what it says If you cant afford it ask for a raise! Its all an investment of course Not a way to make your mouth water, youre eyes double glazed Freedom becomes an a**et to fill With the 10% off its beginning to feel Changing is known as to beat shady deal Cos the price of real freedom is really unreal The real stuff is guaranteed, comes with a seal Well yea mate Ive got some, but its not for sale No, its not for sale No, its not for sale No, its not for sale Not for sale