Have you been feelin' like a laim?
Have you been plaid by b**h?
Do n***as ma** up at tou when you come around?
Does your car
straight bustin' out with flat tires every day?
If you 've been havin'
these contractions dial 1-900-I'm-off-mymuthaf**in'square.
And we'll
come and beat your muthaf**in a** for fallin out.
Thank you for your
punka** time.
Sincerely,
Flict n***a.