Have you been feelin' like a laim? Have you been plaid by b**h? Do n***as ma** up at tou when you come around? Does your car straight bustin' out with flat tires every day? If you 've been havin' these contractions dial 1-900-I'm-off-mymuthaf**in'square. And we'll come and beat your muthaf**in a** for fallin out. Thank you for your punka** time. Sincerely, Flict n***a.