[Intro]
"One thing I learned in this life
You bend over and let people f** you in the a**
Guess what happens?
They f** you in the a**, absolutely"
[Verse 1: Crow]
Seen pictures of shawty lookin kinda phat
What a jacka**, I tell it how it is
So I laugh, but cha' know the biz
If she calls tomorrow saying she wanna have my kids
I won't even call back, acting like she all that
I'm all that too, tall dude that
Had that, I don't give a f**
Type of attitude, higher altitudes
Never got high or skated
Alpine, but graduated
From being under paid and intoxicated
But baby why haven't we dated
Yeah I know I could've waited
Life is a vacation, memories are faded
But we had none, wait I had one
Took it back 'cause I sold it for ransom
And she loved it, when I asked her to chill
She was down to f** even though
She couldn't afford birth control pills
But still, I handled the bills
With a gambling addiction beyond reach
s**ed the fun outta' life like a f**in' leach
What's a million to a billionaire babe
A junior chicken 'cause that's what Suman says
Couldn't see where I was going but its beyond me
Why she be on me
She was on me with that virgin Mary swag
Mary Jane in her mothaf**in bag
Take a drag, let it out
Make it fit can't get it out
Never kiss and tell but how
Am I still the one she pillow talks about
[Outro]
"He is such an a**hole,is he always like this?
Since he's been here! Strangely s**y though"