[Intro] "One thing I learned in this life You bend over and let people f** you in the a** Guess what happens? They f** you in the a**, absolutely" [Verse 1: Crow] Seen pictures of shawty lookin kinda phat What a jacka**, I tell it how it is So I laugh, but cha' know the biz If she calls tomorrow saying she wanna have my kids I won't even call back, acting like she all that I'm all that too, tall dude that Had that, I don't give a f** Type of attitude, higher altitudes Never got high or skated Alpine, but graduated From being under paid and intoxicated But baby why haven't we dated Yeah I know I could've waited Life is a vacation, memories are faded But we had none, wait I had one Took it back 'cause I sold it for ransom And she loved it, when I asked her to chill She was down to f** even though She couldn't afford birth control pills But still, I handled the bills With a gambling addiction beyond reach s**ed the fun outta' life like a f**in' leach What's a million to a billionaire babe A junior chicken 'cause that's what Suman says Couldn't see where I was going but its beyond me Why she be on me She was on me with that virgin Mary swag Mary Jane in her mothaf**in bag Take a drag, let it out Make it fit can't get it out Never kiss and tell but how Am I still the one she pillow talks about [Outro] "He is such an a**hole,is he always like this? Since he's been here! Strangely s**y though"