Out the dungeon of brain-pain I came,
with the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe.
With a suit made of electricity,
I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly.
That was after the world tour,
when I traveled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth's core
I did the show on a fireball, a pioneer
ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear.
I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me,
and tangled with the angel of d**h for four centuries.
Put a name plate on the astroid belt
and I ran through the future with a android's help,
Thats when civilians were made of metal,
I received a coronation cause I had the last flower petal.
My powers settled a clash between races
and put good people on the magazine faces.
Substituted television scandals for elephants and pandas,
Tell 'em it's the elegant commando.
With a hand so big I punched a Sphynx in the nose
and the nose decomposed and so the story goes.
I slaped a 40-o out of a young man's hand
and fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan.
I wore the prime meridian as a wristband
and gave away my riches but I still remained a rich man.
The quicksand I withstood for good
as I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Ba**...