Count Ba** D - How We Met lyrics

Out the dungeon of brain-pain I came, with the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe. With a suit made of electricity, I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly. That was after the world tour, when I traveled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth's core I did the show on a fireball, a pioneer ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear. I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me, and tangled with the angel of d**h for four centuries. Put a name plate on the astroid belt and I ran through the future with a android's help, Thats when civilians were made of metal, I received a coronation cause I had the last flower petal. My powers settled a clash between races and put good people on the magazine faces. Substituted television scandals for elephants and pandas, Tell 'em it's the elegant commando. With a hand so big I punched a Sphynx in the nose and the nose decomposed and so the story goes. I slaped a 40-o out of a young man's hand and fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan. I wore the prime meridian as a wristband and gave away my riches but I still remained a rich man. The quicksand I withstood for good as I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Ba**...