You ought to see what they did to my mummy Pulled his organs out of his tummy Put 'em in spice, whacked 'em in a jar Painted him up in tar Fair go, Pharaoh It's not funny Tell King Tut I want my mummy Mummy's in a coffin of shining gold Lying in a tomb that's dark and cold Jewels and treasures he'll never see Cos he's half the mummy he used to be Dead as a door nail, blind as a bat With a mummified dog, and a mummified cat
Don't ask me what my Daddy thinks "Cos his chariots parked at the local Sphinx" [Chorus] Some fellas with spades and a torch to see Were doing some archaeology Saw a glimmer, dug some more Couldn't believe the things they saw Ancient paintings, priceless j**els They gave a shout and dropped their tools But the greatest treasure they found by far Was a wrinkly mummy with it's guts in a jar! [Chorus x2]