Colin Buchanan - The Mummy Song (The Egyptian Trilogy, Part 1) lyrics

You ought to see what they did to my mummy Pulled his organs out of his tummy Put 'em in spice, whacked 'em in a jar Painted him up in tar Fair go, Pharaoh It's not funny Tell King Tut I want my mummy Mummy's in a coffin of shining gold Lying in a tomb that's dark and cold Jewels and treasures he'll never see Cos he's half the mummy he used to be Dead as a door nail, blind as a bat With a mummified dog, and a mummified cat Don't ask me what my Daddy thinks "Cos his chariots parked at the local Sphinx" [Chorus] Some fellas with spades and a torch to see Were doing some archaeology Saw a glimmer, dug some more Couldn't believe the things they saw Ancient paintings, priceless j**els They gave a shout and dropped their tools But the greatest treasure they found by far Was a wrinkly mummy with it's guts in a jar! [Chorus x2]