SPACE SCHOOL FACULTY: Welcome to Space School, where you will study the effects of anti-gravity on snack foods!
Where you will work hard, pushing the boundaries of snack food sciences and products in the next century.
DR. O: I am your headmaster, my name is Dr. O;
I was a soldier in the war that ended forty years before this day.
The world back then was dangerous and violent.
Fighting off the bird-people restored our sense of shared cultural heritage.
After the war, all nations joined as one to form a prosperous and wise global community.
SPACE SCHOOL FACULTY: And now we'd like to introduce you to the top two graduating seniors of Space School!
JULIAN: My name is Julian. I wrote my thesis on the subatomic structure of crackers.
I worked hard; now I am salutatorian, and I've received a grant for further research.
MADELEINE: My name is Madeleine. I'm joining Julian for the research in space.
I wish you all the best on every quiz and test. Space School's a wonderful place!
GREG: My name is Greg. They didn't introduce me. My grades were less than great. My looks will not seduce thee.
If I could get a chance to take Julian's place, and be alone, with Madeleine, in space...