Clawjob - Welcome To Space School lyrics

SPACE SCHOOL FACULTY: Welcome to Space School, where you will study the effects of anti-gravity on snack foods! Where you will work hard, pushing the boundaries of snack food sciences and products in the next century. DR. O: I am your headmaster, my name is Dr. O; I was a soldier in the war that ended forty years before this day. The world back then was dangerous and violent. Fighting off the bird-people restored our sense of shared cultural heritage. After the war, all nations joined as one to form a prosperous and wise global community. SPACE SCHOOL FACULTY: And now we'd like to introduce you to the top two graduating seniors of Space School! JULIAN: My name is Julian. I wrote my thesis on the subatomic structure of crackers. I worked hard; now I am salutatorian, and I've received a grant for further research. MADELEINE: My name is Madeleine. I'm joining Julian for the research in space. I wish you all the best on every quiz and test. Space School's a wonderful place! GREG: My name is Greg. They didn't introduce me. My grades were less than great. My looks will not seduce thee. If I could get a chance to take Julian's place, and be alone, with Madeleine, in space...