Last night I slept with elvis
In a heartbreak hotel
I'm sure you're all pleased to hear that
The king is alive well
I heard his voice in my ear saying
Dear are you lonesome tonight
I said well for a few hundreds
I'll be anything you like
Read it in the papers
Now that I'm a star
Famous gorgeous
Equally cursed loved
The medias gone grazy
America's in love with me
The next big thing after jesus yeah
Just had a call from the white house
Bill's asking me for a tea
Thought I'm not so found of sigaro
I'd do anything for peace
Now that I'm famous
Now that I'm rich
Still haven't forget where I come from
Once a b**h always a b**h
Read it in the papers
I'm a higher cla**
I've had a b**bjob
Tightered my arse
sh**loads of sugar sh**loads of cash
I'm the next big thing after jesus yeah