Claire's Birthday - The Next Big Thing lyrics

Last night I slept with elvis In a heartbreak hotel I'm sure you're all pleased to hear that The king is alive well I heard his voice in my ear saying Dear are you lonesome tonight I said well for a few hundreds I'll be anything you like Read it in the papers Now that I'm a star Famous gorgeous Equally cursed loved The medias gone grazy America's in love with me The next big thing after jesus yeah Just had a call from the white house Bill's asking me for a tea Thought I'm not so found of sigaro I'd do anything for peace Now that I'm famous Now that I'm rich Still haven't forget where I come from Once a b**h always a b**h Read it in the papers I'm a higher cla** I've had a b**bjob Tightered my arse sh**loads of sugar sh**loads of cash I'm the next big thing after jesus yeah