If I could disappear, would you love me?
Or do I have to pump h**n through my veins?
Or possibly sleep in the mighty jungle?
Where s** is written into the clouds
Dont blame the internet p**n
Blame it on Walt Disney
I'm just the enhanced version of you
With bigger balls
Don't really care about anything
Keep flushing my toilet mouth down the drain
d**h saves the derelict
Keep order by labeling me insane
Puberty is the process of perversion
The deep, dark secrets
From our childhood revealed
I spent every morning with Cap'n Crunch
I was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
I was a Flintstone kid
A f**ing Flintstone kid
Now I'm a piece of sh**
Smoking cigarettes and losing my f**ing hair
Don't blame the internet p**n
Blame it on Walt Disney
Take the blame under the sea
To that throbbing bo*er
Humongous balls
Don't give a f** about anything
Put me in a children's movie
Make it all OK