If I could disappear, would you love me? Or do I have to pump h**n through my veins? Or possibly sleep in the mighty jungle? Where s** is written into the clouds Dont blame the internet p**n Blame it on Walt Disney I'm just the enhanced version of you With bigger balls Don't really care about anything Keep flushing my toilet mouth down the drain d**h saves the derelict Keep order by labeling me insane Puberty is the process of perversion The deep, dark secrets From our childhood revealed I spent every morning with Cap'n Crunch I was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs I was a Flintstone kid A f**ing Flintstone kid Now I'm a piece of sh** Smoking cigarettes and losing my f**ing hair Don't blame the internet p**n Blame it on Walt Disney Take the blame under the sea To that throbbing bo*er Humongous balls Don't give a f** about anything Put me in a children's movie Make it all OK