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D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker It's 10 am and I'm up early with P90X
I'm at the gym as if I'm 'bouta do a lotta reps
I see a couple of girls starin' like they're so impressed
Must know I'm 'bouta lift a billion on the bench press I take my time and stretch, no unnecessary cramps
These two are lookin', watchin', waitin' for the perfect chance
They wanna ask me for picture, they're my biggest fans
Or so they think; secretly, I've been stalking them Doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker
D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker Time pa**es slowly, hours later it's 3:33
I'm headed Mickey D's, you're coning with me
That value menu is the bomb, diggy-diggy-d
I'm 'bouta go bottoms up with my ice cream The lady at the window smiles when she looks at me
She got the fragrance of a Big Mac with no cheese
Hands me the cone like, "Here you go sweet pea."
She didn't know which window I'd been underneath doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker
d-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker Now you might listen to my song and think it's all pretend
While you've been giggling and tweeting this to all your friends
You think it's over but this game's about to begin
What you don't realize is I just started a new trend Planking was last week this about to be what's next
I'm taking pictures of my victims when they least expect
You do a creepy face, leave the scene without a trace,
Upload your picture to space, stalking all over the place Doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker
D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker Yo I'm in space right now in my spaceship
Of course in the spaceship it's space
But I'm stalking you from space! 'Cause I rep space! It's better than planking, it's better than coning
And it's better than whatever you're gonna come up with
It just..is amazing, you better STALK Swag swag swag swag, my swag swagger swagger swagger
My swag is swag, is your swag swag?
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