Christian Beadles - Doctor Stalker lyrics

Doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker It's 10 am and I'm up early with P90X I'm at the gym as if I'm 'bouta do a lotta reps I see a couple of girls starin' like they're so impressed Must know I'm 'bouta lift a billion on the bench press I take my time and stretch, no unnecessary cramps These two are lookin', watchin', waitin' for the perfect chance They wanna ask me for picture, they're my biggest fans Or so they think; secretly, I've been stalking them Doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker Time pa**es slowly, hours later it's 3:33 I'm headed Mickey D's, you're coning with me That value menu is the bomb, diggy-diggy-d I'm 'bouta go bottoms up with my ice cream The lady at the window smiles when she looks at me She got the fragrance of a Big Mac with no cheese Hands me the cone like, "Here you go sweet pea." She didn't know which window I'd been underneath doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker d-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker Now you might listen to my song and think it's all pretend While you've been giggling and tweeting this to all your friends You think it's over but this game's about to begin What you don't realize is I just started a new trend Planking was last week this about to be what's next I'm taking pictures of my victims when they least expect You do a creepy face, leave the scene without a trace, Upload your picture to space, stalking all over the place Doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker Yo I'm in space right now in my spaceship Of course in the spaceship it's space But I'm stalking you from space! 'Cause I rep space! It's better than planking, it's better than coning And it's better than whatever you're gonna come up with It just..is amazing, you better STALK Swag swag swag swag, my swag swagger swagger swagger My swag is swag, is your swag swag? Doctor stalker doctor stalker D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker