Look at me baby, I'm a s** machine
I may look really dirty, but I keep my undies clean
Hardly knew I'd been around for years
But I still go out drinking beers
Now don't you dare laugh cause you think I'm old
I spank the ladies' bottoms cause I'm very very bold
My a** is getting flabby, but I ain't gonna worry
Cause baby I go news for you
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Big bum, big bum, I've a big bum
I may be pushing 60 but I still turn ladies on
Big bum, Big bum, I've a big bum
It's tight, it's firm, it's Number 1
Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm
Put your hands on my a** cheeks and my bum will keep you warm
It's big, it's hot, it's like a radiator
Baby check me out cause I'm a s**y alligator
Ladies out there, listening to me
I've had a s**y bottom since the age of 23
And yes I must react to claims that my -
Ass was put together in a factory in Dubai
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