Chris Moyles - Big Bum lyrics

Look at me baby, I'm a s** machine I may look really dirty, but I keep my undies clean Hardly knew I'd been around for years But I still go out drinking beers Now don't you dare laugh cause you think I'm old I spank the ladies' bottoms cause I'm very very bold My a** is getting flabby, but I ain't gonna worry Cause baby I go news for you (Chorus) Big bum, big bum, I've a big bum I may be pushing 60 but I still turn ladies on Big bum, Big bum, I've a big bum It's tight, it's firm, it's Number 1 Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm Put your hands on my a** cheeks and my bum will keep you warm It's big, it's hot, it's like a radiator Baby check me out cause I'm a s**y alligator Ladies out there, listening to me I've had a s**y bottom since the age of 23 And yes I must react to claims that my - Ass was put together in a factory in Dubai (Chorus x 2)