[Verse 1]
C'mon all you Lurgan men, one at a time
That skinny b**h, she's super rich and looking super fine
Her skinny a** and photographs
And bottle of tonic wine
It's the men that want rescued
While the women want to die
[Chorus]
Hardtale Lurgan blues
Hardtale. born to lose
[Verse 2]
The Ashtray, The Ceili House, The Batcave or a brief
And Marty O'Neill's the barman's king a sinner and a priest
Scooter club on a Monday night
f** all the rest of the week
The only reason to come here
Is to know what its like leave
[Chorus]
Hardtale Lurgan blues
Hardtale, born to lose
[Verse 3]
C'mon all you Lurgan men, one at a time
That skinny b**h, she's super rich and looking super fine
Her skinny a** and photographs
And bottle of tonic wine
It's the men that want rescued
While the women want to die
[Chorus]
Hardtale Lurgan blues
Hardtale, born to lose