Chris McMullan - Hardtale Lurgan Blues lyrics

[Verse 1] C'mon all you Lurgan men, one at a time That skinny b**h, she's super rich and looking super fine Her skinny a** and photographs And bottle of tonic wine It's the men that want rescued While the women want to die [Chorus] Hardtale Lurgan blues Hardtale. born to lose [Verse 2] The Ashtray, The Ceili House, The Batcave or a brief And Marty O'Neill's the barman's king a sinner and a priest Scooter club on a Monday night f** all the rest of the week The only reason to come here Is to know what its like leave [Chorus] Hardtale Lurgan blues Hardtale, born to lose [Verse 3] C'mon all you Lurgan men, one at a time That skinny b**h, she's super rich and looking super fine Her skinny a** and photographs And bottle of tonic wine It's the men that want rescued While the women want to die [Chorus] Hardtale Lurgan blues Hardtale, born to lose