[Hook: Dan Bull]
Everybody hates Chris
Everybody hates Chris Leese
'Cause he's
An absolute wa*ker
(2x)
[Verse 1: Chris Leese]
Well, that's a true fact
I'm an absolute twat
When I [?], my attitude's bad
Pissy at the party, sniffing [?]
'Till my f**in' jaw's wired like Kanye
I smoke crack, just in case you didn't know that
Swallowing Prozac with bottles of Cognac
It's me, Chris Leese
Wiping [?] cheese on your bird's titties
And anyone who wanna challenge this
Will be having sicker flashbacks than Catholic kids on acid trips
Hyperactive prick, I need calm down
All I do is dart 'round making fart sounds
Far out, the loudest voice in the crowd
I can't front, I'm probably annoying you now
But I'm not Chris Evans, Willis or Brown
I'm the most hated boy in the town
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
I've been a twat since I came out my dad's dick
And snapped the plastic on the prophylactic
They grew into a fat prick who raps sick
Chat sh**, and uh, I think that's it
So never second guess the best s** pest, b**h
[?] and a dress gets ripped
Forget my friends, I never get a text, [?]
And then you'll press reject on my friend request
Sipping cider in the cypher
I don't write chipmunk, or [?]
Or Diddy or 50 or Dizzy neither
I f**in' hate grime and Drake's a sh**ty rhymer
So f** the shows on the idiot box
f** the X Factor and the kiddies that watch
My surname's not Tucker, Griffin or Rock
The little twat that's pissing you off
[Hook]
[Outro: Chris Leese & Dan Bull]
Innit Records (hates Chris)
Pedigree Chumps (hates Chris)
Benny E (hates Chris)
[?] (hates Chris)
Tactical Thinking (hates Chris)
[?] (hates Chris)
[?] (hates Chris)
Domino's Pizza (hates Chris)
[?] (hates Chris)
Lady Sovereign (hates Chris)
Chris Leese (hates Chris)
Your bird's dil*o (hates Chris)
Nicki Minaj (hates Chris)
Every household pet (hates Chris)
The whole of my town (hates Chris)
f**in' everybody (hates Chris)