Chris Leese - Everybody Hates Chris lyrics

[Hook: Dan Bull] Everybody hates Chris Everybody hates Chris Leese 'Cause he's An absolute wa*ker (2x) [Verse 1: Chris Leese] Well, that's a true fact I'm an absolute twat When I [?], my attitude's bad Pissy at the party, sniffing [?] 'Till my f**in' jaw's wired like Kanye I smoke crack, just in case you didn't know that Swallowing Prozac with bottles of Cognac It's me, Chris Leese Wiping [?] cheese on your bird's titties And anyone who wanna challenge this Will be having sicker flashbacks than Catholic kids on acid trips Hyperactive prick, I need calm down All I do is dart 'round making fart sounds Far out, the loudest voice in the crowd I can't front, I'm probably annoying you now But I'm not Chris Evans, Willis or Brown I'm the most hated boy in the town [Hook] [Verse 2] I've been a twat since I came out my dad's dick And snapped the plastic on the prophylactic They grew into a fat prick who raps sick Chat sh**, and uh, I think that's it So never second guess the best s** pest, b**h [?] and a dress gets ripped Forget my friends, I never get a text, [?] And then you'll press reject on my friend request Sipping cider in the cypher I don't write chipmunk, or [?] Or Diddy or 50 or Dizzy neither I f**in' hate grime and Drake's a sh**ty rhymer So f** the shows on the idiot box f** the X Factor and the kiddies that watch My surname's not Tucker, Griffin or Rock The little twat that's pissing you off [Hook] [Outro: Chris Leese & Dan Bull] Innit Records (hates Chris) Pedigree Chumps (hates Chris) Benny E (hates Chris) [?] (hates Chris) Tactical Thinking (hates Chris) [?] (hates Chris) [?] (hates Chris) Domino's Pizza (hates Chris) [?] (hates Chris) Lady Sovereign (hates Chris) Chris Leese (hates Chris) Your bird's dil*o (hates Chris) Nicki Minaj (hates Chris) Every household pet (hates Chris) The whole of my town (hates Chris) f**in' everybody (hates Chris)