Liz
Pop
Annie
Six
June
Squish
Hunyak
Uh uh
Velma
Cicero
Mona
Lipschitz!
Liz
Pop
Annie
Six
June
Squish
Hunyak
Uh uh
Velma
Cicero
Mona
Lipschitz!
Liz
Pop
Annie
Six
June
Squish
Hunyak
Uh uh
Velma
Cicero
Mona
Lipschitz!
All
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Velma
I betcha you would have done the same!
Liz
Pop
Annie
Six
June
Squish
Hunyak
Uh uh
Velma
Cicero
Mona
Lipschitz!
Liz (Spoken)
You know how people
Have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie
Bernie like to chew gum
No, not chew. POP
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
Looking for a little sympathy
And there'e Bernie layin'
On the couch, drinkin' a beer
And chewin'. No, not chewin'
Poppin'. So, I said to him
I said, "Bernie, you pop that
Gum one more time..."
And he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots...
...into his head
Girls
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
All
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
Annie (Spoken)
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
Mix him a drink, We'd have dinner
Well, it was like heaven in
Two and a half rooms
And then I found out
"Single" he told me?
Single, my a**
Not only was he married
Oh, no, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
Night, when he came home, I mixed him
His drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold
Their arsenic
Girls
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If yo'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Liz,Annie,June,Mona
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Velma AND Hunyak
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz
June (Spoken)
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Carvin' up the chicken for dinner
Minding my own business
And in storms my husband Wilbur
In a jealous rage
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
He says. He was crazy
And he kept screamin'
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times!
Girls
Pop,Six
Squish,Uh-uh
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop, Six
Squish,Uh-uh
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop,Six
Squish,Uh-uh
Cicero,Lipschitz
All
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Hunyak (Spoken)
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok
Hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
Lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
Vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
June (Spoken)
Yeah, but di you do it?
Hunyak
UH UH, not guilty!
Velma
My sister, Veronica and
I did this double act
And my husband, Charlie
Used to travel round with us
Now, for the last number in
Our act, we did these 20 acrobatic
Four,five...splits, spread eagles
Back flips,flip flops
One right after the other
Well, this one night we were in Cicero
The three of us, sittin' up
In a hotel room, boozin' and
Havin' a few laughs and
We ran out of ice
So I went out to get some
I come back, open the door
And there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
The spread eagle
Girls
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it tricks in a row
One,two,three
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
He had
It coming
He had it coming...
Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Velma
They had it coming
Girls
They had it coming
Velma
They had it coming
Girls
They had it coming
Velma
They had it coming
Girls
They took a flower
Velma
All along
Girls
In its prime
Velma
I didn't do it
Girls
And then they used it
Velma
But if I'd done it
Girls
And they abused it
Velma
How could you tell me
Girls
It was a murder
Velma
That I was wrong?
Girls
But not a crime!
Mona
I loved Alvin Lipschitz
More than I can possibly say
He was a real artistic guy...
Sensitive... a painter
But he was troubled
He was always trying
To find himself
He'd go out every night
Looking for himself
And on the way
He found Ruth
Gladys
Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke
Up because or artistic differences
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead
Girls
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
All
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Liz,Annie,Mona
They had it comin'
Velma,June,Hunyak
They had it comin'
Liz,Annie,Mona
They had it comin'
Velma,June,Hunyak
They had it comin'
Liz,Annie,Mona
They had it comin'
Velma,June,Hunyak
They had it comin'
Liz,Annie,Mona
All along
Velma,June,Hunyak
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
Liz,Annie,Mona
How could you tell us
Velma,June,Hunyak
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Liz (Spoken)
You pop that gum one more time!
Annie (spoken)
Single my a**
June (Spoken)
Ten times!
Hunyak (Spoken)
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe
Velma (Spoken)
Number seventeen-the spread eagle
Mona (Spoken)
Artistic differences
All
I betcha you would have done the same