Liz Pop Annie Six June Squish Hunyak Uh uh Velma Cicero Mona Lipschitz! Liz Pop Annie Six June Squish Hunyak Uh uh Velma Cicero Mona Lipschitz! Liz Pop Annie Six June Squish Hunyak Uh uh Velma Cicero Mona Lipschitz! All He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it Velma I betcha you would have done the same! Liz Pop Annie Six June Squish Hunyak Uh uh Velma Cicero Mona Lipschitz! Liz (Spoken) You know how people Have these little habits That get you down. Like Bernie Bernie like to chew gum No, not chew. POP Well, I came home this one day And I am really irritated, and Looking for a little sympathy And there'e Bernie layin' On the couch, drinkin' a beer And chewin'. No, not chewin' Poppin'. So, I said to him I said, "Bernie, you pop that Gum one more time..." And he did So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots... ...into his head Girls He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would Have done the same! He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would Have done the same! All He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would Have dome the same! Annie (Spoken) I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single And we hit it off right away So, we started living together He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd Mix him a drink, We'd have dinner Well, it was like heaven in Two and a half rooms And then I found out "Single" he told me? Single, my a** Not only was he married Oh, no, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you know. So that Night, when he came home, I mixed him His drink as usual You know, some guys just can't hold Their arsenic Girls He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself To blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would Have done the same He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself To blame If you'd have been there If yo'd have seen it I betcha you would Have done the same! Liz,Annie,June,Mona Hah! He had it coming He had it coming He took a flower In its prime And then he used it And he abused it It was a murder But not a crime! Velma AND Hunyak Pop, six, squish, uh-uh Cicero, Lipschitz June (Spoken) Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for dinner Minding my own business And in storms my husband Wilbur In a jealous rage "You been screwin' the milkman," He says. He was crazy And he kept screamin' "you been screwin the milkman." And then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten times! Girls Pop,Six Squish,Uh-uh Cicero,Lipschitz Pop, Six Squish,Uh-uh Cicero,Lipschitz Pop,Six Squish,Uh-uh Cicero,Lipschitz All If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Hunyak (Spoken) Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok Hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg Lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan Vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg... June (Spoken) Yeah, but di you do it? Hunyak UH UH, not guilty! Velma My sister, Veronica and I did this double act And my husband, Charlie Used to travel round with us Now, for the last number in Our act, we did these 20 acrobatic Four,five...splits, spread eagles Back flips,flip flops One right after the other Well, this one night we were in Cicero The three of us, sittin' up In a hotel room, boozin' and Havin' a few laughs and We ran out of ice So I went out to get some I come back, open the door And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen- The spread eagle Girls He had it coming He had it coming He only had Himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it tricks in a row One,two,three I betcha You would Have done The same! He had It coming He had it coming... Well, I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing It wasn't until later When I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming all along I didn't do it But if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? Velma They had it coming Girls They had it coming Velma They had it coming Girls They had it coming Velma They had it coming Girls They took a flower Velma All along Girls In its prime Velma I didn't do it Girls And then they used it Velma But if I'd done it Girls And they abused it Velma How could you tell me Girls It was a murder Velma That I was wrong? Girls But not a crime! Mona I loved Alvin Lipschitz More than I can possibly say He was a real artistic guy... Sensitive... a painter But he was troubled He was always trying To find himself He'd go out every night Looking for himself And on the way He found Ruth Gladys Rosemary and Irving I guess you can say we broke Up because or artistic differences He saw himself as alive And I saw him dead Girls He had it coming He had it coming He only had Himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha You would Have done The same! All The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Liz,Annie,Mona They had it comin' Velma,June,Hunyak They had it comin' Liz,Annie,Mona They had it comin' Velma,June,Hunyak They had it comin' Liz,Annie,Mona They had it comin' Velma,June,Hunyak They had it comin' Liz,Annie,Mona All along Velma,June,Hunyak All along 'Cause if they used us 'Cause if they used us And they abused us And they abused us Liz,Annie,Mona How could you tell us Velma,June,Hunyak How could you tell us That we were wrong? That we were wrong? He had it coming He had it coming He only had Himself To blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha You would Have done The same! Liz (Spoken) You pop that gum one more time! Annie (spoken) Single my a** June (Spoken) Ten times! Hunyak (Spoken) Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe Velma (Spoken) Number seventeen-the spread eagle Mona (Spoken) Artistic differences All I betcha you would have done the same