("Are you drunk?!") ("That's my problem Doctor.")
("I've been drinking and drinking and drinking, but I'm not drunk!")
("Unfortunately!")
[Chief Chinchilla]
You wanna know why you ain't drunk?
Cause you've been drinkin that non-alcoholic crap O'Douls
That bullsh** a** beer ("WHAT'S UP ni**a~?!")
One day I walked up to the sto'
Told the cashier I need a cold fo'-oh
But all he had left in his arsenal of brews
Was some other sh**, called O'Douls
I took it home and took it to the head, waitin for a buzz
Two f**in hours later still waitin for a buzz
Man what the fu*k?! I musta got robbed
I looked at the bottle and I said ("God damnit!")
Non-alcoholic beer, what the f** for?
Nobody likes the taste of beer, be realistic
You want the taste but not the buzz? Well sh** I musta missed it
That's like sayin you want p**y, but only for the syphillis
So now I got this beer aftertaste in my mouth
Money spent, man f**..
I ain't rappin no mo' about this punk-a** beer man
Y'all wanna f**in stay sober, drink orange juice it tastes better
("YOU OLD PUNK-ASS ni**a!!")
(I drink O'Douls) Non-alcoholic beer
(I drink O'Douls) What the f**, are you queer?
(I drink O'Douls) n***a get the f** outta here!
Yo aiyyo Zone don't even waste no more music on this punk-a** beer man
f**in O'Douls ("This is bullsh**!")
f**in crap, punk-a** ho sh**
f** that sh**
Yo Zone I ever catch you drinkin O'Douls n***a I'll f** you up
{*Zone laughing*}