Chief Chinchilla a.k.a. J-Zone - O'Douls Is For Fools lyrics

("Are you drunk?!") ("That's my problem Doctor.") ("I've been drinking and drinking and drinking, but I'm not drunk!") ("Unfortunately!") [Chief Chinchilla] You wanna know why you ain't drunk? Cause you've been drinkin that non-alcoholic crap O'Douls That bullsh** a** beer ("WHAT'S UP ni**a~?!") One day I walked up to the sto' Told the cashier I need a cold fo'-oh But all he had left in his arsenal of brews Was some other sh**, called O'Douls I took it home and took it to the head, waitin for a buzz Two f**in hours later still waitin for a buzz Man what the fu*k?! I musta got robbed I looked at the bottle and I said ("God damnit!") Non-alcoholic beer, what the f** for? Nobody likes the taste of beer, be realistic You want the taste but not the buzz? Well sh** I musta missed it That's like sayin you want p**y, but only for the syphillis So now I got this beer aftertaste in my mouth Money spent, man f**.. I ain't rappin no mo' about this punk-a** beer man Y'all wanna f**in stay sober, drink orange juice it tastes better ("YOU OLD PUNK-ASS ni**a!!") (I drink O'Douls) Non-alcoholic beer (I drink O'Douls) What the f**, are you queer? (I drink O'Douls) n***a get the f** outta here! Yo aiyyo Zone don't even waste no more music on this punk-a** beer man f**in O'Douls ("This is bullsh**!") f**in crap, punk-a** ho sh** f** that sh** Yo Zone I ever catch you drinkin O'Douls n***a I'll f** you up {*Zone laughing*}