(Velma)
Whatever happened to fair dealing
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass?
Whatever happened to cla**?
(Mama)
Cla**.
Whatever happened to Please may I
And Yes thank you
And How charming?
Now every son of a b**h
Is a snake in the gra**
Whatever happened to cla**?
(Velma)
Cla**.
(Both)
Oh, there ain't no gentelmen to open up the doors,
There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and who*es
And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pa**
Nobody's got no cla**!!!
(Velma)
Whatever happened to old values
(Mama)
And fine morals
(Velma)
And good breeding?
(Mama)
Now no-one even says oops
When they're pa**ing their gas
(Both)
Whatever happened to cla**?
Cla**.
Oh, There ain't no gentelmen that's fit for any use,
And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce
And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sa**
Nobody's got no cla**!
(Velma)
All you read about today is rape and theft
(Mama)
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
(Both)
Nobody's got no cla**!
(Mama)
Every guy is a snot
(Velma)
Every girl is a twat
(Mama)
Holy sh**
(Velma)
Holy sh**
(Mama)
What a shame
(Velma)
What a shame
(Both)
What became of cla**?