Chicago The Musical - Cla** lyrics

(Velma) Whatever happened to fair dealing And pure ethics And nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass? Whatever happened to cla**? (Mama) Cla**. Whatever happened to Please may I And Yes thank you And How charming? Now every son of a b**h Is a snake in the gra** Whatever happened to cla**? (Velma) Cla**. (Both) Oh, there ain't no gentelmen to open up the doors, There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and who*es And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pa** Nobody's got no cla**!!! (Velma) Whatever happened to old values (Mama) And fine morals (Velma) And good breeding? (Mama) Now no-one even says oops When they're pa**ing their gas (Both) Whatever happened to cla**? Cla**. Oh, There ain't no gentelmen that's fit for any use, And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sa** Nobody's got no cla**! (Velma) All you read about today is rape and theft (Mama) Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? (Both) Nobody's got no cla**! (Mama) Every guy is a snot (Velma) Every girl is a twat (Mama) Holy sh** (Velma) Holy sh** (Mama) What a shame (Velma) What a shame (Both) What became of cla**?