I been telling them, Pelicans really been irrelevant
To Hell they went not well, they been a shell of them
Yelling when they fell again selling them
Tickets for cheap and their mascots a creep
And they s** from deep and their fastbreaks Jeez
Like the Nacho cheese from the Suns, it stinks
From Chuck or me say the same damn thing
Straight disgusting let's discuss things less mistrusting
Like Galloway found a way like done ballet or Cabaret
Strip it down then spin away sip cabernet and step back
Job well done
Pistons won, but this show was fun
Raptors gon' win the East
From top to bottom this team too chic
Cavaliers are the public's beast
But they match up well and their guards will feast