I been telling them, Pelicans really been irrelevant To Hell they went not well, they been a shell of them Yelling when they fell again selling them Tickets for cheap and their mascots a creep And they s** from deep and their fastbreaks Jeez Like the Nacho cheese from the Suns, it stinks From Chuck or me say the same damn thing Straight disgusting let's discuss things less mistrusting Like Galloway found a way like done ballet or Cabaret Strip it down then spin away sip cabernet and step back Job well done Pistons won, but this show was fun Raptors gon' win the East From top to bottom this team too chic Cavaliers are the public's beast But they match up well and their guards will feast