[Teacher]
Good morning, cla**. Good morning, cla**. Cla**? Cla**!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation.
However she does send her love, at least finger paintings, and desk club she's making.
I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
Cla**, attention. Attention, cla**! Cla**? SHUT UP! Thank you.
Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you.
Now cla**, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are.
Cla**? Cla**!? SHUT UP! [Chong]
Far out, man! [Teacher]
Thank you.
Now cla**, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your a**ignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled "How I Spent My Summer Vacation".
Who would like to read theirs before the cla**?
Cla**? Cla**!? Clas - SHUT UP! Thank you.
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay. [Student]
Who me? [Teacher]
Yes. Read your essay, please! [Student]
Uh, I don't have it finished yet. [Teacher]
Well then, read what you have, young man! [Student]
Okay.
The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up.
Then, I went downtown to a quiet job.
Then I hung out in front of the d**tore.
The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the d**tore.
The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up... [Teacher]
Now that's fine, young man! [Student]
...Then I went downtown to look for a job... [Teacher]
Now that's fine, young man! [Student]
...Then I got a job, keeping people from here and out in front of the d**tore.
The fourth day on my... [Teacher]
Young man? Young man? Young man!? SHUT UP! Thank you.
Now cla**, I have a surprise for you!
I'm going to read you some poems out of this lovely book of poetry.
The sun kisses the morning skies.
The birds kiss the bu*terflies.
The dew kisses the morning gra**.
Cla**? Cla**!? Cla** - WAKE UP! [Chong]
I gotta go to the can, man!