Cheech And Chong - Sister Mary Elephant lyrics

[Teacher] Good morning, cla**. Good morning, cla**. Cla**? Cla**!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you. As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, at least finger paintings, and desk club she's making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant. Cla**, attention. Attention, cla**! Cla**? SHUT UP! Thank you. Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you. Now cla**, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are. Cla**? Cla**!? SHUT UP! [Chong] Far out, man! [Teacher] Thank you. Now cla**, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your a**ignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled "How I Spent My Summer Vacation". Who would like to read theirs before the cla**? Cla**? Cla**!? Clas - SHUT UP! Thank you. Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay. [Student] Who me? [Teacher] Yes. Read your essay, please! [Student] Uh, I don't have it finished yet. [Teacher] Well then, read what you have, young man! [Student] Okay. The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up. Then, I went downtown to a quiet job. Then I hung out in front of the d**tore. The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the d**tore. The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up... [Teacher] Now that's fine, young man! [Student] ...Then I went downtown to look for a job... [Teacher] Now that's fine, young man! [Student] ...Then I got a job, keeping people from here and out in front of the d**tore. The fourth day on my... [Teacher] Young man? Young man? Young man!? SHUT UP! Thank you. Now cla**, I have a surprise for you! I'm going to read you some poems out of this lovely book of poetry. The sun kisses the morning skies. The birds kiss the bu*terflies. The dew kisses the morning gra**. Cla**? Cla**!? Cla** - WAKE UP! [Chong] I gotta go to the can, man!