Bush:
We've been suffering Barack too long
Hearing his same old song
We waited to see who from the GOP could beat him
From Texas there came a new name
With Perry's halo in the ring now it's a new game
His Reagan charm is sure to please us
Plus he's Facebook friends with Jesus
He's the man if you're just a little nostalgic for me
Perry (Bush):
Like a Bush cloned cowboy (ooo ooo…)
Riding out on a horse, like the host of a rodeo
Both: Texas homegrown cowboy
Perry: More macho and right wing, but maybe almost twice as slow
Bush: He's like me!
Perry: I'm Bush 2.0
Perry:
Well, I really do like to campaign
Wearing boots, and I talk real plain
Bush:
But sometimes stay mute
Or you might stick a boot in your mouth
Perry: Like I said Texas should secede
Bush:
But that's what we need
‘Cause it's important in life to secede
Perry: What if we need someone who's brainy?
Bush: We could always thaw out Cheney
Perry:
Let him do the thinking
While the lights are shining on me
Both (Bush): Be a real low brow boy (ooo ooo…)
Perry: Wear a NASCAR hat and start courting all those right wing groups
Both: Better start right now boy
Bush: Just cut three agencies, and give the money to our troops
Perry: I'll cut Commerce, Education, and…ooops