Capitol Steps - Bush Cloned Cowboy lyrics

Bush: We've been suffering Barack too long Hearing his same old song We waited to see who from the GOP could beat him From Texas there came a new name With Perry's halo in the ring now it's a new game His Reagan charm is sure to please us Plus he's Facebook friends with Jesus He's the man if you're just a little nostalgic for me Perry (Bush): Like a Bush cloned cowboy (ooo ooo…) Riding out on a horse, like the host of a rodeo Both: Texas homegrown cowboy Perry: More macho and right wing, but maybe almost twice as slow Bush: He's like me! Perry: I'm Bush 2.0 Perry: Well, I really do like to campaign Wearing boots, and I talk real plain Bush: But sometimes stay mute Or you might stick a boot in your mouth Perry: Like I said Texas should secede Bush: But that's what we need ‘Cause it's important in life to secede Perry: What if we need someone who's brainy? Bush: We could always thaw out Cheney Perry: Let him do the thinking While the lights are shining on me Both (Bush): Be a real low brow boy (ooo ooo…) Perry: Wear a NASCAR hat and start courting all those right wing groups Both: Better start right now boy Bush: Just cut three agencies, and give the money to our troops Perry: I'll cut Commerce, Education, and…ooops