[VERSE 1]
Yo, he ages must faster
Than each and every one of us
His moves are sweeter than the
Reese's peanut bu*ter cups
He'll take your grandaddy's
Truck out for a spin
And then hydroplane on purpose
Off the Oak Island bridge, and live
A thousand years longer
Than the oldest man ever did
He'll win every auction
Even with the lowest bid, the kid
Don't play
You could never f** with him
Cuz he's got friends in both
The Bloods and the Crips and
He can eat a whole jar
Full of ghost peppers
He's on every page of the
Guinness book of world records
Tony Hawk said he
Skateboards too awesome
He can fakie nollie tre flip
360 ghost rider coffin
And believe it or not
He's actually a Greek God
Wasn't mentioned in mythology
The Greeks just forgot
He created gravity
And he created time
He developed Instagram
And he developed Vine
And developed gills then
Swam across the Pacific
Back and fourth a million times
In a matter of minutes
He did every drug
But never got addicted
And he reached Mach 10
In Jordan Case's Honda Civic
[HOOK]
Bradley Morgan is my master
He fills me with joy and laughter
I know he is always beside me
But I want him to be inside me
Waiting for the day which he rises
Rains salvation on my eyelids
We should spread the word of his bibles
And let him in out hearts, so we can be disciples
[VERSE 2]
Bradley Morgan is the smartest
Motherf**er on the planet
He can do cold fusion and
He speaks every language
But don't ask him to speak
Anything but English
Cuz he'll beat your f**in a**
Just for talking that "ish", b**h
He's quick on his feet
Faster than a cheeteh
Don't tell him break a leg
Cuz he's got a metal femur
And an exoskeleton
Which you cannot see
Because it's private and
He's mastered the art of invisibility
Drinks all day
And he never gets drunk
Drank a liter of Bacardi
And didn't feel a buzz
Cuz Captain Morgan
Is actually Bradley Morgan
And he'll throw a football further
Than the latter George Foreman
And he's always packing heat
If you know what I mean
He produces more cream
Than a crunch wrap supreme
He's hotter than fire
But he's still the coolest dude
You couldn't even shoot him
Cuz his wife beater is bulletproof
Doesn't drink water
And he's never heard of sleep
Did a backflip off a mountain
And he landed on his feet
Doesn't have a cooler
Motorcycling twin, he's him
And he even deleted
The recycling bin
He's a solid and a liquid
And even a gas
He can only be described by
Good, cool, and fast
I'm a little confused
Why I did this rap
Cuz if he ever heard it
He'd beat my a**
[HOOK]
Bradley Morgan is my master
He fills me with joy and laughter
I know he is always beside me
But I want him to be inside me
Waiting for the day which he rises
Rains salvation on my eyelids
We should spread the word of his bibles
And let him in out hearts, so we can be disciples
[BRIDGE]
Bradley Morgan
We should bow to him
And we...
Should let him in our hearts, so we can be disciples
[HOOK]
Bradley Morgan is my master
He fills me with joy and laughter
I know he is always beside me
But I want him to be inside me
Waiting for the day which he rises
Rains salvation on my eyelids
We should spread the word of his bibles
And let him in out hearts, so we can be disciples