[VERSE 1] Yo, he ages must faster Than each and every one of us His moves are sweeter than the Reese's peanut bu*ter cups He'll take your grandaddy's Truck out for a spin And then hydroplane on purpose Off the Oak Island bridge, and live A thousand years longer Than the oldest man ever did He'll win every auction Even with the lowest bid, the kid Don't play You could never f** with him Cuz he's got friends in both The Bloods and the Crips and He can eat a whole jar Full of ghost peppers He's on every page of the Guinness book of world records Tony Hawk said he Skateboards too awesome He can fakie nollie tre flip 360 ghost rider coffin And believe it or not He's actually a Greek God Wasn't mentioned in mythology The Greeks just forgot He created gravity And he created time He developed Instagram And he developed Vine And developed gills then Swam across the Pacific Back and fourth a million times In a matter of minutes He did every drug But never got addicted And he reached Mach 10 In Jordan Case's Honda Civic [HOOK] Bradley Morgan is my master He fills me with joy and laughter I know he is always beside me But I want him to be inside me Waiting for the day which he rises Rains salvation on my eyelids We should spread the word of his bibles And let him in out hearts, so we can be disciples [VERSE 2] Bradley Morgan is the smartest Motherf**er on the planet He can do cold fusion and He speaks every language But don't ask him to speak Anything but English Cuz he'll beat your f**in a** Just for talking that "ish", b**h He's quick on his feet Faster than a cheeteh Don't tell him break a leg Cuz he's got a metal femur And an exoskeleton Which you cannot see Because it's private and He's mastered the art of invisibility Drinks all day And he never gets drunk Drank a liter of Bacardi And didn't feel a buzz Cuz Captain Morgan Is actually Bradley Morgan And he'll throw a football further Than the latter George Foreman And he's always packing heat If you know what I mean He produces more cream Than a crunch wrap supreme He's hotter than fire But he's still the coolest dude You couldn't even shoot him Cuz his wife beater is bulletproof Doesn't drink water And he's never heard of sleep Did a backflip off a mountain And he landed on his feet Doesn't have a cooler Motorcycling twin, he's him And he even deleted The recycling bin He's a solid and a liquid And even a gas He can only be described by Good, cool, and fast I'm a little confused Why I did this rap Cuz if he ever heard it He'd beat my a** [HOOK] Bradley Morgan is my master He fills me with joy and laughter I know he is always beside me But I want him to be inside me Waiting for the day which he rises Rains salvation on my eyelids We should spread the word of his bibles And let him in out hearts, so we can be disciples [BRIDGE] Bradley Morgan We should bow to him And we... Should let him in our hearts, so we can be disciples [HOOK] Bradley Morgan is my master He fills me with joy and laughter I know he is always beside me But I want him to be inside me Waiting for the day which he rises Rains salvation on my eyelids We should spread the word of his bibles And let him in out hearts, so we can be disciples