[VERSE 1]
Every single day
I am breaking the law
I break every law
That I can get my hands on
When I find out a law
I break it as soon as possible
Then I go home and
Watch an episode of Kim Possible
Stealing things from others
Is something that I do
I haven't k**ed no one yet
But I'm not opposed to the idea
I do illicit substances
Because I am a delinquent
From marijuana to alcohol
To talking about doing h**n
Give me some of your weed
So that I can smoke it
Give me some beers
So I can drink them and drive my car
I take things I didn't pay for
Without giving them back
And I ain't never go to jail
Cuz I ain't got no time for that
Court takes too long
And I'm not friends with any attorneys
I'm too busy breaking laws
And hanging out with other bad boys
Police do not scare me
Because I know my rights
Like the right to be a bad boy
And commit all these crimes
[HOOK]
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
[VERSE 2]
I've been a bad boy
For as long as I can remember
Stealing mail from my neighbors
And throwing it down the gutter
There was one time where my
Neighbor's car was unlocked
I looked through their center console
And found their drivers license
They just did something
To make me mad so I took it
I threw it down the gutter
And went back inside my house
After a couple hours
I started to feel guilty
I didn't know what I should do
I was in a bit of a pickle
I started to think
"Hey, what if they find out it was me?"
I then began to panic
Cuz I knew I had to do something
I thought about climbing down
Into the sewer to find the license
But then I decided
That I should burn down the evidence
So I went to my garage
And got some matches and gasoline
Then I burned their whole house down
If you know what I mean
I stared out my window
While my neighbors cried
It's not my fault it's the fire's fault
That your stupid daughters died
[HOOK]
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
[VERSE 3]
Probably the baddest part of me
Is my arsenal of weaponry
I got nun-chucks, guns, knifes, and swords
That'll give you a vasectomy
No one ever effs with me
Because I'm a dangerous man
People see me do dangerous things
And all they can say is "damn"
Camboi Smif goes very hard
And he is bad boy
I would never want to make him mad
It seems like a bad choice
It sure would be a bad choice
Cuz you know what I would do?
I would fight you in a public area
And probably win the fight
You'd be so embarra**ed
Then I'd go over to your house
I'd vandalize your property
Then beat the sh** out of your mother
When the cops finally come
I will already be gone
Cuz I'm so fast at doing crimes
You're never gonna catch me
If cigarettes were illegal
I'd be an even badder boy
Cuz I smoke so many cigarettes
That, yeah
I'm a bad boy in real life
And a bad boy on the web
I'll override the system
And smoke a cigarette
[HOOK]
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very bad boy
I am a bad boy
A very very bad boy