Camboi Smif - Bad Boi lyrics
[VERSE 1] Every single day I am breaking the law I break every law That I can get my hands on When I find out a law I break it as soon as possible Then I go home and Watch an episode of Kim Possible Stealing things from others Is something that I do I haven't k**ed no one yet But I'm not opposed to the idea I do illicit substances Because I am a delinquent From marijuana to alcohol To talking about doing h**n Give me some of your weed So that I can smoke it Give me some beers So I can drink them and drive my car I take things I didn't pay for Without giving them back And I ain't never go to jail Cuz I ain't got no time for that Court takes too long And I'm not friends with any attorneys I'm too busy breaking laws And hanging out with other bad boys Police do not scare me Because I know my rights Like the right to be a bad boy And commit all these crimes [HOOK] I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy [VERSE 2] I've been a bad boy For as long as I can remember Stealing mail from my neighbors And throwing it down the gutter There was one time where my Neighbor's car was unlocked I looked through their center console And found their drivers license They just did something To make me mad so I took it I threw it down the gutter And went back inside my house After a couple hours I started to feel guilty I didn't know what I should do I was in a bit of a pickle I started to think "Hey, what if they find out it was me?" I then began to panic Cuz I knew I had to do something I thought about climbing down Into the sewer to find the license But then I decided That I should burn down the evidence So I went to my garage And got some matches and gasoline Then I burned their whole house down If you know what I mean I stared out my window While my neighbors cried It's not my fault it's the fire's fault That your stupid daughters died [HOOK] I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy [VERSE 3] Probably the baddest part of me Is my arsenal of weaponry I got nun-chucks, guns, knifes, and swords That'll give you a vasectomy No one ever effs with me Because I'm a dangerous man People see me do dangerous things And all they can say is "damn" Camboi Smif goes very hard And he is bad boy I would never want to make him mad It seems like a bad choice It sure would be a bad choice Cuz you know what I would do? I would fight you in a public area And probably win the fight You'd be so embarra**ed Then I'd go over to your house I'd vandalize your property Then beat the sh** out of your mother When the cops finally come I will already be gone Cuz I'm so fast at doing crimes You're never gonna catch me If cigarettes were illegal I'd be an even badder boy Cuz I smoke so many cigarettes That, yeah I'm a bad boy in real life And a bad boy on the web I'll override the system And smoke a cigarette [HOOK] I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy I am a bad boy A very bad boy I am a bad boy A very very bad boy