[Chorus]
Both cheeks in ya face so you can call it double trouble
Gettin' hard to breathe once you're underneath the bubble
I'd call my a** a blubber wouldn't f**in' dub it muscle
But if I stay upon you longer I might need a shovel
'Cause you'd die breathin' in my gas, die breathin' in the a**
And then I'd hide it from the cops but I'd probably get whorled
They'd find me out, so you're stayin' here and it's official
I have the best a** in the world
[Verse 1]
You can't deny it, don't defy it, or else you'll say goodbye to it
And everything 'cause your a** is gra** like my a** is gas
You couldn't've got farted on by such a pretty la** as I am
And I don't know why you're cryin', if I were you, I'd be complyin'
'Specially wit' da stink and wit' da weight I'm supplyin'