Ca**idy Welsh - It's Official (I Have the Best Ass in the World) lyrics

[Chorus] Both cheeks in ya face so you can call it double trouble Gettin' hard to breathe once you're underneath the bubble I'd call my a** a blubber wouldn't f**in' dub it muscle But if I stay upon you longer I might need a shovel 'Cause you'd die breathin' in my gas, die breathin' in the a** And then I'd hide it from the cops but I'd probably get whorled They'd find me out, so you're stayin' here and it's official I have the best a** in the world [Verse 1] You can't deny it, don't defy it, or else you'll say goodbye to it And everything 'cause your a** is gra** like my a** is gas You couldn't've got farted on by such a pretty la** as I am And I don't know why you're cryin', if I were you, I'd be complyin' 'Specially wit' da stink and wit' da weight I'm supplyin'