[Chorus]
All's a n***a's gotta do is eat my sh** and not pout
So come on, motherf**er, eat my sh** and sh** it out
All's a f*ggot's gotta do is eat my sh** and not shout
So come on, n***a-f*ggot, eat my sh** and sh** it out
sh**ception, bring on sh**ception
sh**ception, come on, motherf**er, eat my sh** and sh** it out
Come on, motherf**er, eat my sh** and sh** it out
[Verse 1]
After a day of fillin' up with yogurt, milk, and cheese
The diarrhea's comin', it'll put my a** at ease
I've been gettin' constipation, and my sh**ter's been blocked
So when this sh** spurts out, f*g, you're gonna be shocked
It's so mucky and nasty and brown and green and squishy
It's so smelly and stinky and moist and wet and mushy
I'm relieved by how the poop came out just oh-so-hastily
But now you've gotta eat it, n***a, and better act as if it's tasty
You're gonna gulp my sh** down in one bite and you're gonna have a smile
Don't matter if you get infected, it don't matter if it's vile
You love it, you yearn to eat it each and every day
You love the texture in your mouth just like each and every gay
All you f*ggots can't help jackin' to it, spurtin' f**in' jizz
And you mix your f**in' jizz in it, f*g, that's the way it is
You think it's scrumptious, even so much as callin' it a luxury
You don't eat it like a gentlef*g, you don't use any cutlery
You swallow it up whole and smear sh** all over your belly
And then you say that you don't like it, n***a, that's the sh** you tell me
I don't buy it, I see the looks of Heaven in your eyes
The minute you see a sh** in my a**hole squeeze on down my thighs
Now eat 'er up
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
It ain't too bad eatin' sh**, n***a, it's just like eatin' farts
Except farts are just puffs of air, so it's more like eatin' sharts
In that it's squishy-mushy in my tushy, delicious clump of crap
But you love eatin' my fecal matter, you and the f**in' Japs